He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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