i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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