Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My butt remains clenched, sir.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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