i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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