I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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