I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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