one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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