Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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