dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I didn't notice because vodka
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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