He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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