Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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