I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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