why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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