I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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