I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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