i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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