I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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