he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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