I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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