any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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