"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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