Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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