oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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