oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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