we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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