with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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