I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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