we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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