I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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