"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Randomize
