well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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