Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We had to coat check the pizza.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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