she looked like the before picture.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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