brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
why does every cop we meet know your name?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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