i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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