Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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