love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
