I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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