Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Threesome in a minivan. New low
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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