You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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