Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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