I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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