have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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