But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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