He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I could fuck to npr.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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