Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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