He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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