Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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