Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
im on a boat
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