we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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